My stats have gone mad in the last week or two, and I'm getting nearly 600 hits a day. This should make me happy, no? No.

No, I don't have Blue Thingummybob's porn pics, but - thanks to Popbitch - you can find them here.
No, I haven't the faintest idea what a hum-head is either.
But, yes, I do have the pics of Justin Timberlake you're looking for. They're here. Now go away.