BBC programme Son Of God has produced a computer-generated image showing what Jesus really looked like.
But they're wrong:
Jesus actually does conform to the popular golden-haired blue-eyed image we all know. And He has "a lean swimmer's body and a six-pack." He seeks a "loving young woman (22-29), preferably of recent Norse-Germanic heritage" who lives in the DC metro area, to take long baths with.
Thanks to the miracle of the internet, you can see Jesus' own website.