Jonathan is clearly having far too much fun on his Not-A-Honeymoon in South Africa to do any blogging. But he wouldn't be Jonathan if he didn't keep me up-to-date on his progress via SMS messages:

Open top bus was full, so we're sitting at a restaurant in Camps Bay sipping a rather nice South African.

The men are gorgeous, but I'm not sure about that accent!

We're on the road to Mossel Bay. What the hell does "Ahead Voor Robot" mean?

Nine years of being with Mark have finally rubbed off on me - have sent a meal back to the kitchen for the first time in my life.

We're lying on the beach, under the stars. They're different down here!

OK, we've been in Knysna five minutes and are looking for a gay bar. Can you help??

And, of course, I wouldn't be me if I didn't keep him up-to-date on the goings-on at the RVT:

Oh. My. God. Andy Almighty just played Steps' next single: a cover of I Know Him So Well!!