The good thing about seeing Shakira naked is that her breasts are small and humble so you can't confuse them with mountains. The same cannot be said of Ann Widdecombe naked. I have seen Graham Norton naked sadly, but more sadly, I have never seen Travis Fimmel naked - he does have a very nice bottom [though not quite as nice as the D&G model, whose billboards I just want to lick, or do strange things to with a kitchen whisk].

Someone set us up the gay blog UK bomb!