Davo leaves the UK tomorrow. He's going off travelling around the world, and has planned lots of exciting ways to make a bit of extra cash in each country.

His first port of call is Bucharest, where he has set up a women's outfitters. He intends to combine his little-known interest in cross-dressing with his love of music, at Mrs Davo's instrumental music site. After that, he's off to Germany, where the question on everybody's lips is Was ist die Davo? No doubt he'll be explaining that to a lot of men, and the Germans will get a good look at Davo's little something. Or, as the photographic evidence reveals, his not-so-little something. Hopefully he will get a lot of time to work on his tan.

His skills with a digital camera will come in handy in the US. And if that is a failure, he can paint those trompe l'oeil murals he's famous for. When he finally arrives back in the Antipodes, he will open Davo's bait and tackle. But wherever he travels, we can be sure he'll keep in touch and will never be far from a computer keyboard.