Like a lamb to the slaughter, Heather proposed her own blog to be the first guinea pig in my "What Not To Blog" project. Disappointingly, I felt the way Trinnie and Susannah would feel if asked to improve Bianca Jagger's dress sense - Nearly There is nearly perfect. I couldn't fault the witty, engaging writing, so had to resort to criticising the navigation system and telling her I didn't like the colour scheme.

Then Heather gave my site a once-over, pointing out all the embarrasing broken links and missing images. Oops!

A helpful exercise, and we're still talking to each other. I'm getting into this - I could fill Trinnie's shoes easily. [Hell, I could fill her bra easily!] Who's next?