The exploits and listenings of a gay Londoner
Friday, July 13, 2001
Please do not evict Helen from Big Brother tonight. Our lives would be so much poorer without these gems [to be read aloud in a high-pitched Welsh accent]:
"Do I look chubby? I'm worried if I'm nominated as I'll have lots of pictures taken of me. I just won't eat anything on Friday".
"I think I'm the only Welsh person in here"
On her G.C.S.E's: "God! How come you lot have got loads and I have only got 2"
"I probably sound Welsh on the telly"
"I love blinking, I do!"
"Is the jelly cooked?"
"Yeah, you know Jack Daniels... he does all the magic stuff!"
"What does insanity MEAN???"
Brian: "What if she's (Helen) got an IQ of 25?"
Helen: "Actually, I'm only 23"
Stuart: "What's Deans greatest fear?"
Bubble: "Going insane"
Helen: "No it isn't, its insanity he's scared of"
"I've heard that when men's willies are erect they are all the same size"
"I don't like telling clients (her hairdressing customers) that I teach dancing because they might think I'm being big headed".
Josh: "I've had 4 wet dreams... I wake up in the morning covered."
Helen: "Covered in what?"
"What's in kidney beans?"
"How much chicken is there in chickpeas?"
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