> 1. launch Word
> 2. put on caps lock
> 3. type in "IAMAGULLIBLEFOOL"
> 4. increase font size to 72
> 5. print off
> 6. sellotape to forehead
> YOU WILL BE AMAZED AT WHAT HAPPENS!
> don't forget, send this posting on to ten people you know and you will
> receive a reward within a month. trust me, I know a bloke who
> just did this
> and he is now shagging Jennifer Lopez in a speedboat made of
> I know someone who only sent on six posts - he is now a vegan
> windmill-builder in Norfolk with a beeping head and a large
> number of oil
> barrels in his cellar.