Walking work of art, and former Alternative Miss World, Transformer has died.
I was always terrified of Transformer, awe-struck by his talent and his physical presence. I always felt excited yet nervous when he was performing doorwhore duties at a club, towering over us mere mortals in his impossibly high platforms, wearing ludicrous outfits made of found objects. He tried talking to me once but I felt so self-conscious talking to this outlandish creature I couldn't say a word. The costumes he created for special events like Gay Pride defied description. The man was a genius.