I receive some pretty odd email. Not just the normal spam [if that can ever be described as 'normal'] but personal e-mail from people who have stumbled across the blog. Some of them I understand - I get about two a week from people giving me their opinions on the Timberlake porn pic, and I'm starting to get demands for the Spiderman actor's dick.

Some, however, are just.... strange. Here are four recent e-mails in their entirety. I have merely deleted the addresses to protect their blushes.

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FROM: Nichole
SUBJECT: (No subject)
MESSAGE:
you corny mothafucker
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FROM: Katlyn
SUBJECT: help me out
MESSAGE:
please help me out... is Tobey McGuire gay? Don't guess... if you don't know say that, if you know FOR SURE with proof... please tell me!
Hey - you lucky -
you got an email from -
< Katlyn >
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FROM: ESTERIK
SUBJECT: (no subject)
MESSAGE:
I LOVE YOU
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FROM: Fernanda
SUBJECT: Oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
MESSAGE:
Who are you? I couldn´t undestanding what you want to say?

Fernanda!