1. I am in an absolutely wonderful mood today. This is because:
(a) the sun is shining
(b) I've had three early, alcohol-free nights in a row
(c) I have, against all odds, sent the mag to the printers two days early
(d) I have a wonderful boyfriend
(e) we're off on holiday tomorrow morning
(f) all of the above
(g) Christ, I wish you'd hurry up and piss off already