Luca is a genius. He got me a pedometer for my birthday, so that I can measure how far I've gone when I get round to doing my annual walk. I certainly ain't doing that this morning - after the RVT and Duke's last night, I've barely managed the walk to and from the kitchen and bathroom [183 steps, or 0.071 miles].

Luca also made me the most brilliant 'card', a specially customised version of one of the Mr Men books. Mr Bump lives in a Swish Cottage and is forever falling over. Not sure I understand the relevance of the large 'K' on his belly...!