Now that I'm free to surf the net again, a young man's thoughts turn to tried and tested time-wasting activities, like this fab archive of anagrams:
Posh Spice (Victoria Adams) - Ciao, pop charts! I miss Dave!
Victoria Beckham's autobiography "Learning To Fly" - A hot book by a very thin glamour-fanatic Spice Girl
The Spice Girls - Piglets' riches
David Robert Joseph Beckham - Chart bimbo Posh jerked Dave
Manchester United Footballer David Beckham - Mohican? "Fuck me!", bald-headed introvert bleats
The Eurovision Song Contest - Not-so-secret in-house voting
Britney Spears - Presbyterians
Britney Spears live - Lesbian perversity
Michael Stock, Matthew Aitken and Peter Waterman - Team met, made a packet. (Rich wankers with no talent.)
Kylie Minogue - I like 'em young or You like minge?
Marcus Rosengren - Runs a men's grocer or Can roger USSR men