The A to Z of the Vauxhall Tavern
X is for Xylophone
The DE Experience's show invariably begins with her welcoming to the stage "that skinny bitch, Karen Carpenter":

I'm on the top of the world
Looking down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found
Ever since you've been around
Your love puts me at the top of the world.

Well, people seem to think that I'm so rude
When each dinner-time I'm yakking up my food.
Bits of sweetcorn and bread
Seem to gush from my head
And I'm like a xylophone when I am nude.

One day I might learn to keep my meal
But you wouldn't know how sick it makes me feel.
Forty doughnuts per hour
They come up with such power
And I cram them all back down
Ain't that unreeeeal.