On the evocatively-named Shoot Up Hill in Kilburn yesterday around 6pm, I encountered a spectacularly drunk young man attempting to urinate against the railings. Every time he tried to steady himself and turn towards the wall, he involuntarily reeled off and away, an arc of urine spraying around him. Eventually he gave up and staggered all the way down the hill, forgetting to put his dick away. Nobody said a word.