I've been to Paradise, but I've never...

...been to B+Q. Or Halfords. Or Homebase. Or IKEA. Or Iceland.

...learned to drive.

...been to Scotland. Or Ireland.

...gotten off (or on) the Tube at Queensway or Barons Court.

...seen a Derek Jarman film.

...broken a bone.

...had a tattoo. Or a piercing below the neck.

...ridden a skateboard. Or one of those micro scooter things.

...watched Dawsons Creek. Or Buffy. Or Angel. Or any Star Trek spin-offs.

...read a John Grisham. Or a Harry Potter.

What have you never done?