I don't know where I live. Whenever people ask me whereabouts in London I live, I usually answer "Well, it's kinda Kilburn-Cricklewood-West-Hampstead-ish." You see, I live here. Go one street to the east, and you're in West Hampstead; one north and you're in Cricklewood; one south and you're in Kilburn; one-and-a-bit west and you're in Willesden. What suburb do I live in?