Party on the grassy knoll behind the Vauxhall Tavern: a good idea. The six beers consumed at it: a bad one.

The DE Experience's show at the RVT: very funny. Andy'n'Alex's hardcore minkering: funnier still.

Leaving with Mario: wonderful. Agreeing to go to a house party with him: woeful.

Getting home: glorious. Getting up: laborious.