Just some of the more bizarre phrases people have typed into search engines recently, only to find my site:

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"Got brass, in pocket. Not gonna use my arms, not gonna use my legs, not gonna use my fingers, gotta use my, my, my, imagination..."

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"Sir, sir! Would you like a bit of this?" Well, you got to admit, it beats an apple.

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Anybody? Anybody?

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Have you tried a search engine?

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So, that's why she was called the "Forces' Sweetheart".

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Here are the answers.

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"Cruel" roasted? As opposed to...?

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Ich bin ein dickhead.

poems of penis going into the virgina
Go on, a prize for the best poem in the comments.