Moments from a great weekend:

At Abigail's Party on Friday night, as the actress playing Beverley walked on stage wearing a very low-cut gown, Marcus leaned to me and said, in a surprisingly loud stage whisper: "Nice tits!"

At Abigail's Party on Friday night, Marcus leaping to his feet in a one-man standing ovation, followed by me, and no-one else.

S. H. O. P. P. I. N. G. on Saturday afternoon. Zara, HMV, Sainsbury's and Virgin Megastore.

Cooking ostrich steaks for Marcus on Saturday evening.

Sending text messages to Andy during the overly-dramatic Pop Stars The Rivals on Saturday evening.

Drinks with Ian at First Destination at Dukes on Saturday night.

Very drunken text messages from Andy on Sunday afternoon, and me telling him to "Go home. Now!"

At the RVT on Sunday, crooning along to the Carpenters' "Close To You" with Luca: "Wah, wah-ah-ah-ah-aaah, close to you!"

At the RVT on Sunday, singing along to the Almighty mix of Soft Cell's "The Night" with Mike: "So he paints a pretty picture..."

At the RVT on Sunday, enquiring of G: "Is your friend still snogging mine?"