You can tell it's a Friday - we've just started a sweepstake in the office to predict the date the Queen Mum will die. You can enter the Queen Mum Dead sweepstake too, by suggesting a date in the Comments. Only one entrant so far thinks she'll last the year. The earliest date chosen so far is the 28th of April.
Yes, I know this is in poor taste, but - hey - if I was on my deathbed, I'd be quite happy knowing I was giving people some entertainment.