Friday, November 15, 2002
Tonight sees endless hours of the Children In Need telethon. I hate these things - grinning minor celebs embarrassing themselves for a Good Cause. But I caught a preview this morning of what will no doubt prove to be the highlight - Trinny and Susanna doing Madonna's Vogue. Like a classic French and Saunders skit, they've got the glossy black-and-white look of the Madonna video spot-on. They've changed the lyrics to take the piss of badly-dressed celebs: "Liza Minnelli, Ivana too, Christine Hamilton: look at you!" You're going to want to set your VCRs for this one. It's on some time between nine and ten.