Thursday, February 21, 2002

I was going to write a review of The Fluffer, which Ian and Marcus and I saw last night. But I can't be bothered. Instead, let me take you on a tour of the hyperlinks in the film's listing at imdb.com:

The film was written by Wash Westmoreland, whose previous efforts include: Animus, starring Dave Nelson as Mr Biceps, Hairnetta as Yin, and Ilsa Stryx as Dawn Crack. His first film, Toolbox, starred Jim Buck as Painter Jimmy, Sam Crockett as Plumber Sammy and Hank Monahan as Painter Hank.

The Fluffer stars "Baywatch" featured actor Scott Gurney whose previous [small] screen roles have included: "Clueless" (1996) playing "Hunk #2" and "Married...with Children" (1987) playing "Lifeguard #2".

The Fluffer works best when it is satirising the porn industry. The film's best scene is the porn star party, where the following all play themselves [as opposed to playing with themselves]: Chi Chi La Rue, Cole Tucker, Derek Cameron, Chad Donovan, Thomas Lloyd, Karen Dior, Bradley Picklesheimer, Louis Re, Jay Lyons, Chris Green and renowned swordsman Ron Jeremy, in his 688th film - his first, believe it or not, being Jesus Christ Superstar.

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