It's juvenile, but it's fun. Substitute the word arse for the words 'heart' or 'eyes' in popular music. Thus:

Kylie Minogue: "It's in your arse. It's no surpraahz."

Soft Cell: "Sometimes I feel I've got to run away. I've got to get away from the pain you drive into the arse of me."

Madonna: "Open your arse to me, baby, I hold the lock and you hold the key."

Eurythmics: "There must be an angel, and he's playing with my arse."