A list. More celebrity gossip than a year's supply of Popbitch. [via Luke]

Bernstein, Leonard. Bisexual; had a preference for teenaged African-Americans. Linked with Tallulah Bankhead, Rudolf Nureyev, and Lana Turner.
Burnett, Carol. Reportedly a Closet Lesbian. So adorable most men would marry her anyway. Reported long-term relationship with Julie Andrews.
Bush, George W. Recovering drunkard and cokehead. Not the brightest bulb in the lamp, and in fact couldn’t spell cat if you gave him the “c” and the “a.” The best argument against participatory democracy I know. Hypocritical moralist; Bill Clinton without the brains. Married a woman who killed someone in a traffic accident as a teen. Funded a girlfriend's abortion. At odds with his wife over how to treat his daughters' alcoholism.
Clift, Montgomery. Called "Pink Princess Tiny Meat" due to his underendowment. Closet queen. Drunkard. Linked with James Dean and Elizabeth Taylor.