I have just watched The Hours on video.

Oh, I tell you, it's unreleased Blur albums one day, advance copies of the Goldfrapp one the next, watching new releases in the comfort (?) of your own home the next. And then tonight we've got tickets for a preview screening of something-or-other at the cinema, and then after that we're on the guest-list at Substation South where the DJ will be Lady Miss Kier [ex of Deee-Lite].

Who'd have thought unemployment would be so glamorous?