"Just think - war breaks out and nobody turns up."

Available for download at Troubled Diva today: the fantastic 15-minute version cassette single mix of Frankie Goes To Hollywood's "Two Tribes". Ooh, topical! Can we expect a video of Tony Blair and George Bush mud-wrestling? Speaking of which, I hope you watched Alison Jackson's Double Take on BBC2 last night. A bit hit-and-miss, but the Bush-Blair tennis match was brilliant, as was the Blair-Brown one.