So I'm in my room, bollock-naked, dancing around deliriously to the discotastic mix that iTunes has rightly decided I need this afternoon: "Your Disco Needs You" into "Love Hangover" into "Boogie Wonderland" into the Almighty mix of "Say Hello, Wave Goodbye". Fantastic. Except, judging from the looks of the kids outside, my net curtains aren't as opaque as I thought they were.