"You don't care how big my ass is, just how fabulous my dress is. Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend, I don't really care that you are queer."

- Gay Boyfriend by the Ukes of Hazzard. It's a 9MB Quicktime movie, but worth the download time for its ukelele-pluckin' casio-tonin' fag-haggin' lo-fi charm.
[via Plasticbag]