Tuesday, August 28, 2001

So, you're a teenaged girl [unlikely, I know, but go along with me here]. You're a fan of Boyzone. You want to check out their web site. So, you type in "www.boyzone.com". You get more than you expected. Instead of pics of Ronan and the lads, you get this: "Boyzone is the most intensely sexual experience you will ever find. From live, interactive XXX sex feeds to the hottest streaming videos! Whether you long for sucking cock or anal sex, Boyzone will not only make you cum faster and harder than any other collection of gay smut, you will swear it swallows every drop." What, the whole band?

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