The burning questions from today's mailbag. If anyone knows the answers to either of these questions, please drop them in the Comments. The first question is of an elevated, literary nature:

im trying really hard to find out one thing...and that is the name of the arenas poem read by javier bardem right before the credits in Before night falls. if you know could u please spread the knowledge...every site i've been on( and there have been many) pisses,honours, hisses etc at this film but not one, thinks it important to name anything...

The second question is of a more basic nature:

Subject: The David Beckham penis  
 
Any knowledge of whether Beckham is circumcised or uncircumcised?

Any nude pics of “your soccer team“ individuals, especially the Irish guys?

Especially interested in the state of the Beckhan penis.

Anybody?