Hear'Say in excellent single shock! For their new single, Lovin' Is Easy, they've wisely pushed Myleene to the fore and decked her out in a Shakira-style revealing outfit, all mascara and cleavage and belly button. Catchy little tune, ironically remniscent of Liberty X.

You've come a long way baby - two years ago, I was writing about cult American indie bands. Now I'm harping on about manufactured teeny pop groups, Madonna's greatest hits and Almighty Records. I think I'm finally becoming a proper gay man. Or a giggly schoolgirl - what's the difference? I'm wearing silver lycra as I type this, you know. And choosing outfits for Yasmin, Chloe, Sasha and Jade, my Beach Party Bratz.