Dave has spoken before of 'Tearful Tuesdays' and 'Weepy Wednesdays' - the mid-week slump after a weekend of excess. I don't get Weepy, just Witchy. All day yesterday, I was in a foul mood, more irritable than an oyster with a bucketful of sand in its crotch.

My mood has not improved much today. I have loads of work to do, with extremely tight deadlines as I'm going on holiday from Friday next week. And this morning didn't help: I woke up at six, wide-awake, feeling refreshed, not needing any more sleep. Till about fifteen minutes before I was actually due to wake up, when I fell asleep again, then overslept, waking up feeling like shit. How does that happen?