Just some of the more bizarre phrases people have typed into search engines recently, only to find my site:
"Got brass, in pocket. Not gonna use my arms, not gonna use my legs, not gonna use my fingers, gotta use my, my, my, imagination..."
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"Sir, sir! Would you like a bit of this?" Well, you got to admit, it beats an apple.
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Have you tried a search engine?
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So, that's why she was called the "Forces' Sweetheart".
Here are the answers.
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"Cruel" roasted? As opposed to...?
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Ich bin ein dickhead.
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Go on, a prize for the best poem in the comments.