Oh dear, it's official: I'm a shallow queen. I noticed on Teletext that there was a programme on at 23:25 tonight called "Billie On Billie". I waited and waited, and got quite excited when the announcer said, "And now we take a look at the troubled life of singer, Billie..." and my heart sank when he continued, "...Holiday."
I have to admit I was hoping it would be a look at the troubled life of the toothy, trolley-pushing, ginger-noshing singer, Chazzbaps.
I just hope I'm not going to be equally disappointed by the programme on ITV at 02:00.