I hate Macs. Don't believe what anyone tells you about Macs being better than PCs. They're not. Give me back my PC any day instead of this irredeemably-crashing, non-CD-ejecting, graphics-card-trashing, keystroke doublinng, javascript-ignoring, Outlook-non-functioning, software-incompatible, software-non-existent, hanging, freezing, fucking, cunting we're-so-pretty-oh-so-pretty-yeah G4.

[Apologies to Orbyn]