The quiz? Jonathan, who was last seen heading in Barcode's direction, has the details, but suffice to say we lost, as usual. By half a fucking point, as usual. To the Readers Wifes, as usual. We hate them. But, then again, Wendy - the pub manager - overheard one of their team pointing us out as "the enemy". It's all-out war now, girls.

Wendy had her hair in bunches and was wearing gingham. The quiz almost collapsed in hysteria when our team - 'Friends Of Dorothy' - burst into "Somewhere Over The Rainbow".