What a sloooooow day. It feels like I've been at work a full day, yet it's not even 1pm yet. Judging from the empty desks around me - and the tiny number of hits on my site - I guess many people have used the planned tube strike as an excuse not to come into work. I wish I'd done the same. My sinuses are playing up - I want to drive a six-inch nail between my eyebrows to relieve the pressure. I feel some retail therapy coming on...