Jonathan says: "Both Tom and Iain are making blatant attempts to pump up their hits by using "top ten" words from search engines. I think the practice is shameless and I would never consider such an act. No, I would never use the words National Lottery, Maff, Foot and Mouth, Exchange rates, Eminem, Inland Revenue, SMS, text messaging, EastEnders, West Ham, PlayStation Cheats, Westlife, Alton Towers, Harry Potter, Arsenal FC, South West Trains, UCAS, Eurovision, Buffy, Revision, London Eye, Route planner, Big Brother, survivor, sex, naked, lesbian, Microsoft, election, Nintendo, blog, fun, love, Manchester United, Liverpool, cricket, Beckham in one sentence."

And nor would I. Nor would I mention Final Fantasy, Dragonball, Digimon, Pokemon, Pamela Anderson, Anna Kournikova, Las Vegas, Marijuana, Loft Story, Survivor, The Simpsons, Skateboarding, Golf, Baseball, NBA, NASCAR, NASA, WWF, WWI, World War II, Vietnam, The Holocaust, Adolf Hitler, Ellis Island, The Bible, Shakespeare, Harry Potter, The Mummy Returns, Pearl Harbor, The Lord Of The Rings, Prom Hairstyles, Gnutella, Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Destiny's Child, Madonna, 'N Sync, Eminem, Korn, Limp Bizkit, or even Limp Biscuit. Or free download mp3 of any of the above.

Actually, I already did three months ago.