According to Sitemeter, Swish Cottage has been viewed 25,000 times. To celebrate, I have waded through months of this stuff, and present: The Best Of Swish Cottage - the posts I remember most fondly:

The A to Z of the Vauxhall Tavern

My walk across London

The first eight schools I attended

The next three

Dove shower gel: 80 uses with puff

Drunken exploits: part one

Observations on a tube journey home

The story about the colleague and the dog

My favourite albums of the 90s [I'll have to finish this list one day!]

The night my pee turned blue

The night I broke my cock

And my favourite links:

iSketch

Powers of ten

Jesus.com

Dave's last quiz