Jonathan, I demand a public retraction!
See, as I said, Status Quo's In The Army Now was a hit in South Africa for Bolland and Bolland way back in 1982.
And, see, Erasure's Oh L'Amour was a huge number two smash in South Africa way before the Dollar cover.
A full quiz write-up will follow once I've had a couple of cups of coffee. Oh, hang on, I see Jonathan has other things on his mind.