Attention old New Romantics: auditions are being held tomorrow for a new musical written by Boy George. They are looking for Boy Georges, Marilyns, Steve Stranges and Leigh Boweries. Presumably they need young kids who can look like these scene faces in their prime. Perhaps I could carry off a Thin White Duke impression? The auditions are tomorrow at the Notre Dame Hall, off Leicester Square, London. Let's hope the musical is better than the Pet Shop Boys' effort.