Of course, everybody knows about Randy Constan, the 47-year-old, 6-foot, divorced computer programmer with the Staten Island accent and the deep voice who just happens to have a Peter Pan fixation. He was this year's Mahir, a huge web celebrity, winning two Webby awards.

So where is he now? Seeking potential Tinkerbells, it seems: "I'm looking for a woman who is unencumbered by gender boundaries, who is both passive and aggressive. Someone with a playful approach to life." He's had hundreds of responses, but no woman has quite suited him yet. Could he really be looking for a man? "He'd have to be cuter than me," he says. "And there aren't any."

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