"Well, I suppose this makes us boyfriends now?"
"Yeah, I guess so."
"Oh, okay."

And with that offhanded exchange on Saturday night, I realised that, yes, I appear, somehow, to have got myself a boyfriend.

"Do you remember what you said last night?"
"What, the boyfriend thing?"
"Yes."
"Yes."
"Do you still mean it?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"Oh, okay then, good."

How fucking romantic!