Monday, October 29, 2001

"...I didn't. I promise. No, I don't know. Sometimes these things just download themselves onto your computer. I don't know. No, look, I didn't. I just said I didn't...

...Okay then, I did. So what? Yeah? Well you too!"

[sfx: telephone slamming down]

"Oh shit, David, my wife has just found all the porn I downloaded. What am I going to do?"

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