Monday, October 22, 2001

Mental notes made in the company lift:
  • to the two girls who stopped the lift on the first floor, got out at the ground floor, then waited for another lift to the basement: Walk, you lazy cows!
  • to the two guys who had obviously shared a lunchtime joint in an enclosed space: You stink! And you're talking rubbish!
  • to the guy on the fourth floor who drank too much beer at the Vauxhall Tavern yesterday: Don't fart in the lift! Sorry!
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