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Hello David, I'm in Leeeeeeds. I'm very drunk, and I've talked to so many people. I've met the gay vell - vill - village, and they all know Jonathan! and Maaark! and they're going to their partnership thing! So, quite intriguing. I'm very steaming, I'm going for a curry now. It's still early - not even ten o'clock. I've made so many friends, and they are so friendly... I tell you, ooh, you should try pr - pr - provincial now and again... it's... interesting. But you get very drunk. Anyway I'm here for another two nights, so I shall en - enlighten everyone! Alright then, byyyyyyye!
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