Blind date tonight, eek!
We've never seen each other, never spoken to each other, never emailed or ICQ'd or IRC'd. In fact, the internet had nothing to do with it. Just text messaged.
He: I'LL LET U KNOW WHAT I'M WEARING.
Me: I'LL BE WEARING A HARNESS, NIPPLE CLAMPS AND RUBBER G-STRING.
He: BUT THEY ALL WEAR THAT IN THERE!