I ripped both these links off from the same blog, but I've shut it down and can't remember which one it was now. Anway, here they are:

Chris Morris' Best Bar (None), a guide to Britain's most essential drinking environments.

"Mimamimamamamimi
Ingenious bar conversion of London's fattest lamp-post. Just 12 feet in diameter, but arranged deep into the earth over 13 floors. Park yourself on a space-saving buttplug stool. Tuesday features live acoustics from Badly Worn Hat. Separate live DJ in toilets. Free scooter porn lounge."

The total population of the world is... Reload this page every few seconds. Scary.