If a million monkeys were given a million typewriters, eventually one of them might produce the entire works of Shakespeare.
But to reach it, would it be worth wading through 400,000 copies of Money by Martin Amis? I think not.

If a million monkeys were given a million typewriters -
- why, that would be the internet, surely?

If a million monkeys were given a million typewriters, eventually one of them might produce the entire works of Shakespeare.
I have but one monkey, and one typewriter. Nevertheless, it's worth a shot. Type, monkey, type!

The future is female.
With this, one cannot argue.
Only bicker.

If you missed Attention Scum! last night, make sure you set your VCR next week. Like some surreal cross between The Fast Show and a lecture on Nietzschean philosophy, it makes The League Of Gentlemen look like One Foot In The Grave.